How do I make some one start smoking?

allknowing
#1. May 12th, 2008, at 8:28 PM.

You have serious issues and should seek professional help.

cona
#2. May 14th, 2008, at 3:14 PM.

OMG!! SMOKING MAKES YOU UGLY NOT GLAMOROUS!! DON’T MAKE HIM START — ITS A TERRIBLE HEALTH HABIT THAT MAY KILL HIM LATER IN LIFE!!!! BE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND AND DON’T KILL HIM!

smart_idiot
#3. May 14th, 2008, at 3:48 PM.

Wow, that’s superficial, just so you can have better sex you want to make your b/f start smoking. So you want to shorten his life to better your relationship? That really doesn’t make sense

justme
#4. May 17th, 2008, at 4:42 AM.

you are awful and pathetic, GET A LIFE!

Chomedey Man
#5. May 19th, 2008, at 2:23 PM.

I wish I thought you were kidding……Grow Up!

beerbohms
#6. May 19th, 2008, at 4:51 PM.

You can’t make someone do anything?? Are you a control freak???

T
#7. May 21st, 2008, at 5:48 AM.

this is a terrible thing to ask, will you still be asking on an internet site asking people how to stop him smoking in 20 years when he is terminal with throat/lung cancer or will you be too busy down the shop buying your own fagsspending his hard earned cash. Hey you may not even be here in 2 years to spend his money and see his pain if you keep sleeping with drug dealers Leave the guy alone he deserves better than you if this is the only way you are happy for him. i hope he sees through your decietfull little mind

llduffyduckll
#8. May 21st, 2008, at 10:06 AM.

lol
wat a question!!!

lookn_4_laffs
#9. May 24th, 2008, at 7:56 PM.

Funny, maybe if you take them all off at once after you have him at maximum addiction. Yeah, smoking makes you thin, right before you DIE of cancer.

Lillie
#10. May 27th, 2008, at 8:03 AM.

That is the stupidest question i have read yet, So basically you want to slowly kill him with smoking? Get off the drugs

songbird1331
#11. May 30th, 2008, at 8:09 AM.

Have you talked to your boyfriend about this? If he does not want to smoke then don’t force him, it is his choice. Yes smoking makes you thin but in a bad way. It is horrible for your health.

Sarah M
#12. June 2nd, 2008, at 7:49 AM.

I’m sorry to say, but that is the most superficial thing I’ve ever heard. Why would you want someone to start smoking? Why don’t you get him a gym membership? Smoking kills you, gyms help to keep you healthy.

I’m sorry, but he needs to get a real girl friend, one who doesn’t want to poison him slowly to death.

npjcakes
#13. June 3rd, 2008, at 1:12 AM.

please dont make him start smoking. its just as bad or worse as his weight problem. making his lose the weight in a healthy way with out getting an addiction is the best way to go. please keep the cigarette away from him. and please stop sleeping around with other guys. is he faithful to you?if you cant stay with only him leave him and his money cause thats all your out to get and to give him an addiction. anyway, keep the cigarette away from him please!

miss-snoopy
#14. June 4th, 2008, at 3:56 PM.

you are very sick….get a real life for yourself and stop being a shallow suck up!!! Oh, you just make me want to vomit and bitch slap you! How can you think of another human being that way? you are a waste of a being!

inquisative
#15. June 6th, 2008, at 3:19 PM.

get him to drink this juice @ good luck

♥alnzack♥
#16. June 10th, 2008, at 12:58 AM.

You are a sick pervert!!! You also want to kidnap your neighbor’s kid and punish all the sinners that have HIV! If you think god hands out HIV for sinning then you had better watch out!!

rshs_babe_class_08
#17. June 10th, 2008, at 10:23 PM.

Sick does not cover this…you need help in a serious way…to start smokin he has to teach himself…you cant force him….you are completely mental!!!!!!!!!!

stagsmusk
#18. June 13th, 2008, at 7:59 AM.

Smoking reduces interest in sex. And, life too. It causes many respiratory disorders. Why feed others with a slow poison/killer drug just for own sexual pleasure?
Just talk to him and get doctor’s advise.

jason_k_kelley
#19. June 14th, 2008, at 6:06 PM.

Get him hooked on Meth. He will stop eating and have more energy. LOL!!!

jdhayman
#20. June 17th, 2008, at 4:34 AM.

LOL or you could try getting it in liquid form and lace his drinks and food till he gets hooked. After he starts tell him remember no one likes a quitter

icemanjohnnyl
#21. June 20th, 2008, at 11:39 AM.

i have heard it all now.

wormster
#22. June 23rd, 2008, at 12:51 AM.

Since we all know this question is really a joke and you are getting a kick out of everyones answers….I’ll answer your question as though it were serious and make sure you get the attention you’re thriving for. You might want to try the patch thing and see what happens…but don’t let him be aware, of course. Just stick one on his back every morning when you give him a hug (if you can get your arms around his fat a**). Maybe you can even talk to you druggie neighbors and get your bf some meth or crack in exchange for sex (you’re probaly trading meth or crack for sex for yourself anyway). Meth and crack will really help with weight loss. Bad thing is…it kills the limbido too…not to mention those handy little brain cells. Anyway…since smoking, meth and crack all will cause a slow death…either way you go…you might want to consider marrying the fat s.o.b. You don’t want to have him die from cancer or O.D. or maybe even your S.T.D.’s and not be hitched…otherwise you might not get his cash, car, house, boat and other belongings….especially if he has children that do not belong to you. Speaking of children….if at all possible…you should really consider not having any. We have enough unfit mothers, abused and neglected kids and crack babies in the world. Good luck.